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Field Studies · Cover storySatire

Secrets of the Partisan Voter

It can detect a yard sign at 400 yards. It digests a headline in under a second. And it has never once read past the first paragraph.

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  1. Nation’s Smartest People Agree Someone Else Should Pay For It
  2. Ethicists Confirm The Ends Justify The Means, Provided They Are Our Ends
  3. Culture War Enters Fifth Season As Both Sides Boycott Same Beer Brand For Opposite Reasons
  4. Price Controls And Tariffs Hold Joint Rally, Agree Market Should Do Whatever Politicians Feel Like
  5. Nation Agrees Compassion Is Best Measured By How Much Of Someone Else’s Money You’d Spend
  6. Race Debate Achieves Perpetual Motion As Every Statistic Proves Both Sides Right
  7. Climate Delegates Arrive By Private Jet To Discuss Your Hamburger; Drill-Baby-Drill Caucus Evacuates For Third Hurricane, Blames Windmills
  8. Forgiveness Declared Seasonal, Available Only To Allies

This Week in the Field

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Three Expeditions

Plus the classics: Partisan Voter, Approval Rating, Never Truly Think

A. Politics & Culture

  1. Field Researchers Document Rare Voter Who Changed His Mind; Specimen Promptly Expelled By Both Herds
  2. Bipartisan Breakthrough: Both Parties Agree Elections Are Only Rigged When They Lose
  3. Gender Studies Seminar And Men’s-Podcast Host Independently Conclude Men Are Simple Creatures Requiring Expert Supervision
  4. Race Debate Achieves Perpetual Motion As Every Statistic Proves Both Sides Right
  5. Culture War Enters Fifth Season As Both Sides Boycott Same Beer Brand For Opposite Reasons

B. Values & Morality

  1. Local Man’s Moral Principles Found Fully Adjustable Depending On Which Party Got Caught
  2. Study Finds People Who Deplore Tribalism Mostly Deplore The Other Tribe’s
  3. Forgiveness Declared Seasonal, Available Only To Allies
  4. Nation Agrees Compassion Is Best Measured By How Much Of Someone Else’s Money You’d Spend
  5. Ethicists Confirm The Ends Justify The Means, Provided They Are Our Ends

C. Economics & Ecology

  1. Deficit Hawks Observed Migrating South The Moment Their Party Takes Power
  2. Economy Simultaneously Booming And Collapsing, Depending On Who You Voted For
  3. Climate Delegates Arrive By Private Jet To Discuss Your Hamburger; Drill-Baby-Drill Caucus Evacuates For Third Hurricane, Blames Windmills
  4. Price Controls And Tariffs Hold Joint Rally, Agree Market Should Do Whatever Politicians Feel Like
  5. Nation’s Smartest People Agree Someone Else Should Pay For It

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The Partisan Voter

Species
Homo certainus
Habitat
Comment sections, Thanksgiving tables, the left lane
Diet
Headlines. Does not consume articles past the first paragraph.
Call
A loud “Do your own research!”, repeated at dawn
Status
Thriving, regrettably

Atlas of Grievance

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